So I’m browsing MSN the other day and I notice this annoying inline ad they have running. At a glance, I see it’s for Netflix. Like I said, I glanced at it, thinking, oh… they’re using grandparents to advertise for–WTF?! Grandma’s got leprosy, and Grandpa’s trying to tongue her ear… this is not going to entice me to rent movies…

Yeah, Netflix has this ad campaign where movie characters come to your house. I’m assuming these two represent the zombie movie. But Netflix needs to do some Zombie research. Zombies aren’t happy to see you. Ever. And if an old person becomes a zombie, they have to be missing a significant amount of flesh, hair, or at least have a disgusting pus-dripping wound. They shouldn’t look like you just caught them making out at the door. You be the judge…