I love mathematically impossible teaser headlines. It’s an equation gone horribly wrong, a nightmare unleashed upon the world that only Stephen Hawking could stop. You see, according to MSN, the world’s oldest person has died. But if they died, then someone else is the world’s oldest person, which means that they’re dead too! And so on… and so on! But I suppose it would have been better if the headline was ‘World’s Oldest Person expected to die today…” And you know, this whole post was a lot funnier when I started writing it than it seems now.
Anyway, I did a screen capture.

See how silly MSN is? Not funny when contrasted to hurricane devastation, I know.