Miracle on Ice for the new millennium! Islanders in the playoffs! How can this be? I am as happy as a little girl!

Wade Dubielewicz comes outta nowhere and boosts the Isles into the post-season! And their reward? The monster in the Northeast that is the Buffalo Sabres. Fine with me. Cause if the Isles can’t win it all, it’s high time that Buffalo does. It’s also high time that TV execs get hockey back on the air where people can actually see it (ie NOT on cable).

I know it’s unChristian to say it, but I’m happy that the Isles are getting by with help from…SATAN!

(pronounced sha-TAHN, but I won’t tell if you won’t)