Monkey With a Typewriter
"...Look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
- Groucho Marx in Monkey Business, 1931
Friday, June 23, 2006
From the “Yes this is late, but she’s still wrong (so very, very wrong)” Department:
In her Oscar “It’s hard out here for a Wimp”, Ann Coulter (in between homophobic “jokes” and conservative “humor”) states:
Contrary to Clooney's impassioned speech, no theaters ever forced black people to sit in the back. If you were trying to oppress people, you would make them sit in the front, which are the worst seats in the house. Or you'd just make them watch a George Clooney movie.
H.B. Koplowitz credits Dick Gregory with "perhaps the first documented instance of civil protest in
She also gives us a bit of tacit racism in her description of Three 6 Mafia's acceptance speech:
I believe this marks the first time in Oscars history that an award recipient shouted, "Thank you, Jesus!" upon receiving his award. Admittedly, this was the only part of the speech that didn't have to be bleeped and it was for a song titled, "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," but it's still a step forward.
Yes, the speech was... exuberant... to say the least. But Coulter doesn't hesitate to remind us that black people are loud, obnoxious, womanizing, etc.
Rapper Juicy J from Thee 6 had the following to say regarding his speech:
It was so real and we didn’t write down an acceptance speech. It was nothing written down. When they said, “Three 6 Mafia,” we went crazy. My mama said, “Boy, I ain’t never seen you jump that high.” I dedicated it to her and to my Dad. My Dad had had surgery the day I found out we got nominated. I’m like, “Dad this is for you. I’m out here hustlin’ and grindin’, but I won this Oscar for you. I love you.” He said, “I’m proud of you. I didn’t know the music was going to take you this far but you done did it.” My Dad has always been there by my side, watching me growing up.
Coulter spends the majority of the article trying to prove that it’s
This is why, for example, in the middle of an epic war with Islamic fascists,
Maybe she’s just not that bright.
And of course…

Maybe she’s not a she at all!
This joke never gets old. So many ways to prove she's a hypocrite, so little time...

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