How cool was my weekend?

And how cool is my wife? Honestly? Look at this! Look!

I FINALLY MET A CHIMP!
And, he had designs on my wife. He loved her! He wanted nothing more than a nice, romantic, quiet date. One where she repeatedly placed rubber galoshes over her shoes. Hey, Cody, whatever floats your boat.

He was the best. If I hadn't been up for hours redesigning this site, I'd tell you more now, but there'll be more in Lost Angeles soon...